Thomas Stabile aka Raziel

You know, some of these TV shows aren't half bad; but these books? Who in their right mind would read books about symbols, and magic, and that crap?

( Private not hackable )

"There is not one incident in the history of humanity in which defeatism led to peace which was anything other than a complete fraud." - General Douglas MacArthur

Everyone will do better next time.

And so it would seem that a new trial is now approaching. A battle of muscle and brawn; a battle to see who can beat the shit out of the other person, who can beat the other person into a bloody pulp first.

Back in the primitive days before books and before television people entertained themselves by fighting each other. Well that was actually Cain's family that did that and they're gone now. I think.

Anyways what were we going on about? Oh yes, to those who were chosen for this battle I will do what I can to help you. Either through training or well that's it.

Humans still haven't changed through the ages. Many of their components have changed and they have gotten smarter in some areas but a candy bar is still a candy bar no matter what sort of amount of oodles of crap you put in it.

I mention this because I was so happening to watch this lovely little program about violence in the media. If you have never heard of the FCC then you have never heard of the federation that set out to destroy and censor realism. In the modern age many people decided that watching violence was a horrible thing and that good little Christians didn't watch it.

This is where I say, "Newsflash morons!" violence has been a form of entertainment since the Bible condoned stoning people to death for not obeying their parents. In the middle ages executions were public events that called for celebration. People would come to these things to watch the soon to be executed tortured and even killed. Have I mentioned that these were Christians? Or to put it simply, people like you and I?

Now they try to cover this up. Bunch of idiots that they are.

I haven't been able to bathe myself, take a shower, trim my hair, or ever since a couple of days. I can't fathom WHY but, it's as if I'm under some sort of contract with a certain someone or something. I also have this really stupid urge to stir fires.

Bloody fuck.

Allow me to take the time to confirm that Metatron is right. None of us should feel stupid or ashamed because we didn't know that Sal would ever stoop as low as to play a mentally challenged hooker who had been beaten upside the head a few hundred too many times by a pimp.

On a slightly related note I do believe our nearly robotic friend is right. We obviously need to find a way to prevent something like this from happening again, even if Metatron gets the 1,464 hour flu.

( Private not hackable )

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Enough said.

I thought you should all know that I'm back. I heard that two of the talismans were found; and to those groups I say, congratulations. It's nice to see that this group isn't a bunch of giggly, malevolent, plant fuckers.

Is it just me or has there been an increase in plant life lately? And these aren't pretty plants either; these fucking plants seem to be triggering my damn allergies. Allergies that are different from most of what you morons are used to, but allergies none the less.


My apologies, these allergies make me crankier than I normally would be.

Stupid fucking plants. Excuse me, think I'll fucking deal with them.

So it'th theemth like thome jackath hasth desthided to make usth thspeak like a bunch of thstupid moronsth!

Thiths  could get very old, stho very quickly!

Oh for crying out loud!

Hello!  Raziel!  How are we today you gloriously beautiful angel you?


Right, This is not funny.   Do us both a favor mini-Jestiel and shut the fuck up.

Oooh, you know Father and Mother doesn't like it when we cuuuussss!~


They also don't like it when we act like a bunch of bloody morons who have sniffed too much paint thinner.

Awwwwwwwww!  Don't be that way!


Right, I'm going to have a headache.  I just know it.

According to the creation myth of one particular ancient religion, all bodies of water were caused by a few gods finding their dicks and playing with them. Yes, boys and girls; demons and angels; so sos and what whats; all those pretty oceans and lakes and rivers are the result of some deity's masturbatory fantasies.

[Asgard]

Still working on these riddles. If anyone has any notes they'd like to share I'd be more than happy to study with you. Provided you're not some girly little cunt who's idea of studying is giggling like an idiot and rubbing your boobs in my face.

Brandy I mean you!

[Blythe]

How have things been faring for you?

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It has come to my attention that a few of you find me mean, bitter, cranky, and that I should get off my ass and do something.

Which I will. Soon enough.

But not right now.

Because I'm still reading every book in the library and someday that will come in handy.

[Filtered to Asgard]

Has the riddle been solved yet?

[Asgard]

Two days ago we were all subjected to the horrors of having to tell the truth and what all did we learn?

Absolutely nothing!

No wait that's wrong. We learned that Alessa believes that bitch smacking the members of Niflheim and forcing them to watch Manos! Hands of Fate will cause them to become a blubbering simpering mess of poo. Blythe will keep your secrets no matter how harrowing they may be, and she's a healer. L'Arachel does not seem to be as confident as she lets on. (It's okay, nobody is ever that fucking confident.) And I lost count of the number of people who decided to announce that they absolutely hated that day.

I was lounging outside that day. Snakes aren't quite apt at using journals, unless they have hands. Which they used to.

Until Lucifer fucked it up.

I don't think anyone needs to have been here for a long time to figure out that waking up different is not fun. Whatever unseen force decided that switching our personalities would be fun should be sent to the corner with the dunce caps on their heads, and think about how unoriginal they are.

And I suppose that God has decided that this side needs a helpless damsel in distress. A woman who's only contribution is making everyone else feel smarter. I still question my Lord about why he sent her. Was he so desperate for another female in Asgard that he grabbed the closest red head with an IQ of 89?

[Filtered to Asgard]

I'm thinking of finding a tree that hasn't been burned down and lounging in it. I certainly hope that none of you decide to hit me with a bunch of sticks.

For those of you who weren't living under rocks, cowering under the covers, or wanking you will have learned that angels can indeed be hurt. I know it's such a shocking concept. I bet you're all running around wondering how it could have ever been possible for an angel to get hurt and not wondering how we're going to resolve the problem itself.

I certainly must commend this realm for it's entertainment. No sooner do we arrive and we're accosted by zombies wanting to eat our brains like so much peanut butter.

But the threat is over so we can all go back to what we all do best, and for some of you that's probably wanking.

( Asgard Filter )


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The funny thing about the Apocalypse is that they never seem to fully match up from realm to realm. I had just received word that the Apocalypse would be starting soon in my realm, but before I could go back and start preparing, Metatron suddenly came to me, and in no specific terms shouted something about me being needed in Asgaurd, and before I could protest POOF here I was. Here I am, hello new realm that I've never been to, and goodbye chance at finally seeing the world enter into eternal peace.

Not that I should be complaining, but could you have not found another fucking version of me? There's only about a million of us, but being chosen makes it feel like I've won the lottery, and the prize is a stash of useless money.

Maybe I'm just being completely bitter, but I have every right to be! Imagine that you're on the way to a war that you know you're going to win, when suddenly Metatron number...something appears and sucks you to this realm because he wants you to participate in a bitch fight between God and Satan.

Right. Before typing this I decided to explore a bit. Asguard, please prove me wrong, but you seem like the types who have to be given warm glasses of milk, and you're immediately healed by loving tussles of the hair.

Prove me wrong.

Didn't get a chance to see the otherside, but while I was in Emptiness I thought I saw a...guy, or was it a girl, shooting things.

Actually I did get some information from Flauros. He called people a bunch of fucktards, and told me that if he had his full power he'd kill every single one of you, and play Barbie dolls with your corpses.


Right. I'm Raziel, or Thomas. Angel of God, and bla bla bla askdjalajsdnha you'll know more when I feel like telling you.